Device for illegal reproduction MIA

My DVD-Rom/CD Recorder is gone! I tried updating Windows and searching for the driver on HP's website but both failed to bring back my device! I realized something that brought more disappointment to me, no more Heroes to download until next year!
I DAMN EMO SIAL NOW! Copeland emo sial.

After 10 fucking long years

I found the song that I've been looking for since I was 12. I was searching all over the internet for it but my efforts were all in vain because I didn't know the artist nor the song title.
Let's go back to the past... At a very young age I've already (innocently) supported piracy. I would download songs from bands like Green Day, Nirvana, and Metallica off the internet through websites that host the mp3s. Back then, everyone was using 56k dial-up so they could not download porn clips. They could only view still graphical porn. All except for my good mate, Jon. He would leave his connection on for as long as he could. Why? Because HIS FARDER GOT MARNEE!
Let's head back to the topic. I wanted to download a particular Green Day song and I ended up with this mp3 that was named "Numerical No.7". I played it and said "This ain't Green Day. I got fucking scammed" but as I listen to the song, I started to like it. A few minutes after, I LOVED it. For a while I couldn't be bothered about who's the artist or what's the song title, until my harddisk drive got corrupted (not because of porn, mind you. wear and tear, idiot).
And so the search began... and it lasted for 10 years.
A few years back my band, The Red Headed Cigars, performed for an event held by MMU. I clearly remember during one part of the break, they played the very same song that I was looking for. I went nuts and told myself that I must ask the organizer of the event for the tracklist for that night but because I take my music seriously (focused on other priorities), I forgot about it.
Now... A few weeks back Ah Dez (Kenny Fernandez. haha) told me about a compilation from the Ministry of Sound. I got interested and searched for it on mininova.org. I downloaded the one that interests me the most, Various Artists - Ministry of Sound Chillout Classics. As I was listening to it, THE SONG CAME UP. I went omgpullhairtakeoffboxersswingmytoolfromsidetoside! I FINALLY GOT IT! Now, I will never ever forget the name Robert Dougan, genre-blending music composer, because he composed Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation), the classic featuring big beats and orchestral themes.

Here is the short version of it on YouTube:

God wants me to be fat

It's been awhile since my last post but, whatever. I'm going to wrap up a few things that has happened within the past few weeks.

First of all, Meng Hoe is an incompetent dipshit. A day before Labour Day he told me that the gym would be operating from 11am to 4pm the next day. I doubted him for a moment but his affirmation turned me into a believer. I assured myself by telling myself that Chinese people are hardworking... because we are greedy for money.
The next day, 3pm, we arrived at the entrance of the gym and the door was locked. Guess what we saw.
He managed to remember the fine print of "2/5/07 Rabu 11:00pagi - 4:00petang" (which he mistook for Labour Day) but he failed to see the fucking humongous Labour Day Hari Pekerja 1-5-2007 OFF DAY / HARI CUTI / DIAO NI PAPA DE JIBAI

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After verbally abusing Julian, we decided to look for Kenny, Jem, and Jerm. They were having lunch and Jem had to go back because he wanted to shit. You see, normal toilet seats can't accommodate his scrawny ass. Not enough junk in his trunk. I ended up with a free lunch and an icy cup of Chinese tea.
We then adjourned to Jem's place to watch him wax his car at a very slow rate. Julian got fascinated with Jem's farm of well fed fat cats.

Talk about entering a cage full of fat pussies.

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A few weeks back Kenny, Ken and I decided to go up to KL to hangout with Sin Han. A lot happened and it was a fun-packed weekend. Thank you, Sin Han, for being a great host.

I thought Kenny was dead because Ah Han's fheng-dao air-conditioner was at subzero temperature.

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This one is for Jem. Long story short, I took out the Pioneer player for my Perdana and this is the cheapest thing my dad could get for the C200 because no-one was driving it on a regular basis.

Haha

A few days ago this picture got outdated because my dad installed a Sony CD player. He finally thought it was weird too. Haha