Monday 2 April 2007

Bukit Beruang: Overcrowded

Now, every day of my life, as long as I'm in Malacca, I hate the period between noon and midnight. During that period my internet connection gets disconnected several excruciating times. Once connected, the connection speed is unimaginably slow. So, what I do is I painstakingly keep reconnecting my internet connection until its speed is fast enough to load websites.
I'm not going to bitch about the people at TM because it's already a well known fact that those dumbfuck barnyard goats are incompetent dipshits. If someone close to you is working at TM, then he/she is excluded. Haha =P
I blame Bukit Beruang's non permanent residents that are starting to overcrowd the area. To be more specific, those motherfucking porno freak kids. They're sucking up all the internet bandwidth so that later on they can ogle at their pornofied monitors and perform mutual masturbations. You can tell that someone is a porno freak just by looking at his face. Here's an example:
Gahaha!

That's Aaron Lim, the owner of a hardcore motorcycle and a pair of dark purple underwear that scarred me mentally for life. He's not really into porn anymore but he still has the porno freak look. Wouldn't you agree?
I've been waiting for hours to download an album from Alesana, which is only 70.5MB in size. They look like a bunch of fags, I must admit, but their music is awesome.
If you see someone with the likes of Aaron, do all of us a favor by striking him down. However, do not strike Aaron down because he's a friend of mine.

Pros of BB being overcrowded: More chicks!, The area is developing. Did I mention more chicks? More chicks!

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