I will present to you a few examples of each type and then later on you decide which type suits you best.
This is a standard camwhore post. A bit of side profile. Camera position either above or below the head. It brings bad luck if the camera is positioned parallel to your head. Facial expression should be minimal.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
EMO
Look away from the camera because it made you realize how useless you are. Think about your favorite goldfish that got eaten by sister's/brother's mongrel.Let's make it more emo by turning your picture into a goth one.
Why be emo? Makes you look 'deep', complicated, and sympathetic. This is of course the artificial emo where is it believed that by being so you are mysterious and mysteriousness draws attention. In my opinion, about 90% of emo kids have perfect lives. Artificial emo rules.
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CUTE
Open your eyes to imitate your favorite anime characters. The bigger the better. While posing like that you will have to bear with the discomfort of your eyes drying up. It is normal if you feel like your eyes are going to pop out. However, do not pose too long because you are straining your eye muscles and might cause serious brain damage like brain hemorrhage.
Puff up your face like there's puke inside your mouth but you're too embarrassed to throw it out so you keep it inside. So cute.
Another cute pose that compliments the puke-in-the-mouth really well is the punch-yourself-for-being-a-dumbfuck pose. Double the cuteness.
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RETARDATION
Being clean is cool so show the world that your nostrils are clean. Show the world some proof! Multitasking is also cool. While picking your nose, do a thinking pose.
Everyone's a dickhead or a pussyface. So, admitting that you are one is cool. Place a wooden penis-shaped keychain in front of your face to portray the message clearly to the world.
Why spend so much money on drugs to get high? All you need to do is scratch your ass and...
...sniff your fingers?
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CUTE
Open your eyes to imitate your favorite anime characters. The bigger the better. While posing like that you will have to bear with the discomfort of your eyes drying up. It is normal if you feel like your eyes are going to pop out. However, do not pose too long because you are straining your eye muscles and might cause serious brain damage like brain hemorrhage.
Puff up your face like there's puke inside your mouth but you're too embarrassed to throw it out so you keep it inside. So cute.
Another cute pose that compliments the puke-in-the-mouth really well is the punch-yourself-for-being-a-dumbfuck pose. Double the cuteness.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
RETARDATION
Being clean is cool so show the world that your nostrils are clean. Show the world some proof! Multitasking is also cool. While picking your nose, do a thinking pose.
Everyone's a dickhead or a pussyface. So, admitting that you are one is cool. Place a wooden penis-shaped keychain in front of your face to portray the message clearly to the world.
Why spend so much money on drugs to get high? All you need to do is scratch your ass and...
...sniff your fingers?=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Credits go to: Myself for accepting to model for me. My Sony Ericsson phone. The wooden penis-shaped keychain from somewhere (My sister got it for me. She thinks I'm gay).
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