Let's start off with the most recent event that has just happened. My sister, Alicia, was involved in a very minor car accident. Someone knocked on the back the car she was driving, which was my mom's Honda City, and she hastily said it was totally not her fault. Wrong.
If she was being attentive to her surroundings she could have avoided the accident by simply moving forward or swerving to left/right. Observing the damage on the car, she wasn't hit directly in the middle. It was more towards the side of the car. I'm assuming that she was a bit ahead of the car and that idiotic lesen-kopi-jilat-pantat driver was trying to move to her lane but overestimated her driving skill. I bet my sister was looking at the rear view mirror but not to look out for traffic. She was styling her hair or putting mascara on her eyelashes or whichever 143,534,623 things that you girls do to your hair and faces.
I have a friend who was almost involved in a fatal accident. He was doing 140kmph on the long stretch to Pulau Gadong and suddenly a car came out from a small junction and into my friend's path. He jammed his brakes but the distance between him and that car was too short for his car to come to a full stop. The driver of the other car was so frightened that he/she stopped his/her car in the middle of the road which was not a good thing for my friend because he had too little space to go either way (left or right) through. How did he avoid that could-have-been-fatal accident? He swerved to the left side and went off the road and was inches away from entering the paddy field to avoid that car. He got back onto the road and pointed the middle finger at the still-stunned driver. But what if it was my sister or any other woman for that matter? Gary would probably say "99.63% fatal accident".
Women are simply not meant to drive or ride motorcycles. They're not attentive to their surroundings when they're driving. Those that drive think that the body of their cars are made out of solid titanium which allows them to drive like how they do or car insurances can cover for everything and have limitless insurance claims, and those that ride motorcycles think that their motorcycles are going as slow as bicycles.
Ladies, please don't be mad at me because of this post alone. There will be more to come =D
If you so gracefully accept the fact that lipsticks and wheels don't go together, then I sincerely salute you. Think about it... wouldn't it be nice if a guy picks you up? Furthermore, your chances of living triples compared to you driving and endangering others as well.
Hahahahaha! You can call me a sexist now =D
1 comment:
i agree.
i'd rather be chauffered around anyway. why drive when you can be fetched around? it gives them boys a way to get into our good books.
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