Device for illegal reproduction MIA

My DVD-Rom/CD Recorder is gone! I tried updating Windows and searching for the driver on HP's website but both failed to bring back my device! I realized something that brought more disappointment to me, no more Heroes to download until next year!
I DAMN EMO SIAL NOW! Copeland emo sial.

After 10 fucking long years

I found the song that I've been looking for since I was 12. I was searching all over the internet for it but my efforts were all in vain because I didn't know the artist nor the song title.
Let's go back to the past... At a very young age I've already (innocently) supported piracy. I would download songs from bands like Green Day, Nirvana, and Metallica off the internet through websites that host the mp3s. Back then, everyone was using 56k dial-up so they could not download porn clips. They could only view still graphical porn. All except for my good mate, Jon. He would leave his connection on for as long as he could. Why? Because HIS FARDER GOT MARNEE!
Let's head back to the topic. I wanted to download a particular Green Day song and I ended up with this mp3 that was named "Numerical No.7". I played it and said "This ain't Green Day. I got fucking scammed" but as I listen to the song, I started to like it. A few minutes after, I LOVED it. For a while I couldn't be bothered about who's the artist or what's the song title, until my harddisk drive got corrupted (not because of porn, mind you. wear and tear, idiot).
And so the search began... and it lasted for 10 years.
A few years back my band, The Red Headed Cigars, performed for an event held by MMU. I clearly remember during one part of the break, they played the very same song that I was looking for. I went nuts and told myself that I must ask the organizer of the event for the tracklist for that night but because I take my music seriously (focused on other priorities), I forgot about it.
Now... A few weeks back Ah Dez (Kenny Fernandez. haha) told me about a compilation from the Ministry of Sound. I got interested and searched for it on mininova.org. I downloaded the one that interests me the most, Various Artists - Ministry of Sound Chillout Classics. As I was listening to it, THE SONG CAME UP. I went omgpullhairtakeoffboxersswingmytoolfromsidetoside! I FINALLY GOT IT! Now, I will never ever forget the name Robert Dougan, genre-blending music composer, because he composed Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation), the classic featuring big beats and orchestral themes.

Here is the short version of it on YouTube:

God wants me to be fat

It's been awhile since my last post but, whatever. I'm going to wrap up a few things that has happened within the past few weeks.

First of all, Meng Hoe is an incompetent dipshit. A day before Labour Day he told me that the gym would be operating from 11am to 4pm the next day. I doubted him for a moment but his affirmation turned me into a believer. I assured myself by telling myself that Chinese people are hardworking... because we are greedy for money.
The next day, 3pm, we arrived at the entrance of the gym and the door was locked. Guess what we saw.
He managed to remember the fine print of "2/5/07 Rabu 11:00pagi - 4:00petang" (which he mistook for Labour Day) but he failed to see the fucking humongous Labour Day Hari Pekerja 1-5-2007 OFF DAY / HARI CUTI / DIAO NI PAPA DE JIBAI

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After verbally abusing Julian, we decided to look for Kenny, Jem, and Jerm. They were having lunch and Jem had to go back because he wanted to shit. You see, normal toilet seats can't accommodate his scrawny ass. Not enough junk in his trunk. I ended up with a free lunch and an icy cup of Chinese tea.
We then adjourned to Jem's place to watch him wax his car at a very slow rate. Julian got fascinated with Jem's farm of well fed fat cats.

Talk about entering a cage full of fat pussies.

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A few weeks back Kenny, Ken and I decided to go up to KL to hangout with Sin Han. A lot happened and it was a fun-packed weekend. Thank you, Sin Han, for being a great host.

I thought Kenny was dead because Ah Han's fheng-dao air-conditioner was at subzero temperature.

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This one is for Jem. Long story short, I took out the Pioneer player for my Perdana and this is the cheapest thing my dad could get for the C200 because no-one was driving it on a regular basis.

Haha

A few days ago this picture got outdated because my dad installed a Sony CD player. He finally thought it was weird too. Haha

TM (Streamyx) and a nincompoop to make your day

Here's an article I took from Wikipedia:

TMNet has been criticised locally on a range of issues. This section outlines some of the criticisms faced by TMNet.

Speed & Reliability

Many TMNet subscribers have complained about the slow speeds and the general lack of reliability of connections provided. However TMNet’s terms states, like those of other ISPs around the world, that the service they provide is based on a "best effort" basis, meaning that connections are not guaranteed to perform at their advertised theoretical speeds. This is largely due to aging copper lines, insufficient bandwidth, low effort from TMNet and the overly high contention ratios. Customers’ frustrations have been further aggravated by recent aggressive marketing campaigns launched by TMNet to attract more subscribers.

Last Mile Monopoly & Lack of Competition

TMNet's parent company, TM Bhd., has a monopoly of the last mile connections. Unlike the EU, Malaysia has not passed any legislation for the unbundling of last mile connections. This gives little chance for other third party companies to compete with TMNet and has thus created an unhealthy business environment. It is believed that the unbundling of the last mile connections is key to enabling new ISP's to fill the nation's growing broadband demand.

However, the last mile monopoly has also forced the other companies like Maxis Communications to provide wireless internet access services. Prices for these services still remain relatively expensive.

Peer-to-peer connection throttling

TMNet performs bandwidth throttling on P2P connections, a practice that is opposed by a large portion of TMNet Streamyx users. TMNet claims that P2P users are overusing bandwidth, causing other users to suffer poor connections. However, a majority of users believe that P2P is not responsible for the lack of bandwidth and accuse TMNet of overselling their available bandwidth.

AND A MOTHERFUCKING DIPSHIT WHO THINKS HE'S A FUCKING SMARTASS.
We all know you acting all smarty pants is just a facade for your stupidity. BODO! BODO MACAM BABI!

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On a much brighter side, it's nice to know that 'a herd of goats' is 'a school of kambing' and the plural of man is not only men but mans too. Thanks for lightening up my day.

Oh, and before I forget, I've got something to tell all the ladies. You all will like this and some would even love it.
Last week, Good Friday, I was involved in a minor car accident. I hit someone on the back. Totally my fault because I was driving fast.
You all may start laughing at me now.

Bukit Beruang: Overcrowded

Now, every day of my life, as long as I'm in Malacca, I hate the period between noon and midnight. During that period my internet connection gets disconnected several excruciating times. Once connected, the connection speed is unimaginably slow. So, what I do is I painstakingly keep reconnecting my internet connection until its speed is fast enough to load websites.
I'm not going to bitch about the people at TM because it's already a well known fact that those dumbfuck barnyard goats are incompetent dipshits. If someone close to you is working at TM, then he/she is excluded. Haha =P
I blame Bukit Beruang's non permanent residents that are starting to overcrowd the area. To be more specific, those motherfucking porno freak kids. They're sucking up all the internet bandwidth so that later on they can ogle at their pornofied monitors and perform mutual masturbations. You can tell that someone is a porno freak just by looking at his face. Here's an example:

Gahaha!

That's Aaron Lim, the owner of a hardcore motorcycle and a pair of dark purple underwear that scarred me mentally for life. He's not really into porn anymore but he still has the porno freak look. Wouldn't you agree?
I've been waiting for hours to download an album from Alesana, which is only 70.5MB in size. They look like a bunch of fags, I must admit, but their music is awesome.
If you see someone with the likes of Aaron, do all of us a favor by striking him down. However, do not strike Aaron down because he's a friend of mine.

Pros of BB being overcrowded: More chicks!, The area is developing. Did I mention more chicks? More chicks!